10,000 # of calories of Nutella consumed thus far during pregnancy (sadly, not an exageration),
32 # of books read,
4 # of loads of baby laundry done,
9 approx number of emotional meltdowns (okay maybe its more),
3 litres of water per day,
75 degrees the AC CANNOT drop below, or I melt,
2 # of varicose veins obtained, but luckily, 0 stretch marks.
12 new items made/sewn for the baby,
1,000 dollars spent on baby clothes, furniture, doctor visits and labs,
210 prenatal vitamins ingested (hey, I forget somedays...)
0 # of days I want to still be pregnant.
Love and breeding,
Kerry, the Momster